Sunday, 2 August 2009

bordom = rants on pokemon, geletin conspiracys, and risembool rangers

last blog was cheerful so to keep the balance I'll start off with a complaint!
ha, take that optimists!

firstly, I'm angry that pocky is still publicly referred to by its' slave name : mikado

nuff said

secondly, I'm livid that Hannah-I'm-so-bloody-perfect-Montana is still on the TV every time i turn it on.

i would continue but I'm boring myself right now and I've just finished my glass of sangria (mmmmmn!).


okay then peeps! what's occurring?

nothing? me neither.


I've spent the entire day updating my ipod and playing Pokemon emerald.
i wouldn't mind, but i know that tomorrow I'll be doing the exact same thing.

Good thing is that I've lavished so much of my time and attention on my Pokemon, i feel a deep emotional bond to each and every one of them, but especially my blazekin (balero) and my breloom (shroom).
in fact, i seriously doubt I'll ever be able to delete this file. sigh. this is going to be farmville all over again...

i need to wait another week for the next chapter of Naruto to be translated into English, that should be fun i guess.

once again boredom sets in and I'm missing school (even if there are suspiciously creepy teachers lurking around the corridors).
see the thing about school is that you can't live with it and you can't live without it.
i dread the day when my life is no longer run by the bell and is instead run by an evil boss who is most likely going to overwork and under pay me.

that's if there are any jobs available, luckily I'm going into a very niche area of work so there can't be as much competition. woo! go me!

also, I've developed a weird craving for jelly babies....
don't ask me why, i rarely eat them, if ever.

wine gums sedate me for now but every time someone goes out i ask for some jelly babies.

but alas, babes of jelly come there none....

apparently there's some kind of psychology around how you eat jelly babies.

apparently if you eat the limbs of the jelly baby, you're more sadistic then if you bite the heads off and give them a nice quick 'death'...

maybe i was wrong in the past by a jelly baby and therefore harbour an unknown (and therefore unexpressed) resentment towards the anthropomorphised delicacies....
and now, a list of possible reasons why i might feel the need to ritualistically torture a jelly baby.

  1. maybe a jelly baby cheated on my with some sugary-smartie skank...?
  2. maybe a jelly baby slaughtered my family (erm....no, I'm quite sure that's not it...)
  3. I'm actually part jelly baby and was ostracised from other as a small child, therefore feeding feelings of isolation and resentment....
  4. maybe jelly babies are anti-anime.? (a serious offence in my book!)
  5. maybe jelly babies are a chav creation sent from the mother ship to conquer this planet from the belly's of it's inhabitants...
  6. maybe jelly baby's are actually tracking devices...
  7. or mind control devices....
  8. or maybe they're sedatives, created for the sole purpose of making the nation too lazy to do anything, thus allowing the streets to become contaminated with crime and debauchery!!!

that last one is it, I'm sure of it!





anyway, I'm bored again sooooooo.......


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OOH! I FORGOT TO MENTION!!!!

IT'S OLD NEWS NOW BUT MY AMAZING, AWESOME, INCREDIBLE FRIEND SCORED ME AN AUTOGRAPH FROM MY FAVORITE VOICE ACTOR EVER!!!

(I'll stop shouting now XP)

anyway, I'll rant about him for a while now :) see how my mood has automatically lifted!

his name be Vic. Vic Mignogna.
his name in itself deserves to be in bold, i am a proud risembool ranger (the name we, of his fan club, sworn friendly rivals of the miniskirt army).
Vic is funny, has a great singing voice, and is insanely talented. full stop.
anyway, aforementioned friend met him (grr...jealous!) and got his autograph for me!
if you're reading this C.... you...rock!!!

that's another reason for school to start, i can't get my greasy mitts on it until school restarts! Le gasp! I'm not that patient darn it!

so until then, i shall continue to act like I've got rabies and go loco over Pokemon, jelly babies, and Vic.

till then,

night night, don't let the jelly baby's bite!

6 comments:

That Girl said...

two blogs in a week :o the joy!

ahhh i keep meaning to ask you if you like haruhi suzumiya ^.^ there's a new book/manga (not sure which as both have been publised before) coming out in octoberrrrrrr. :D

That Girl said...

ah yes and one day i will into your house and steal your deathnotes. >:D
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

XxtaintedflamexX said...

noooooooooooo!!! not my death notes!!!

i've seen a few episodes, but i didn't really get into it, is the order all mixed up or something?

i've got a HUUUUGE to-watch list and it's buried in there somewhere

Stephen Leach said...

Breloom is my most hated pokemon. I cannot stand it.



everything else is good tho,

XxtaintedflamexX said...

le gasp!!! i love my breloom!!!!
how very dare you >.<

Wayne said...

I hope everyone (everyone) is alright. If you're bored you might want to look at www.youtube.com/sirronlionheart. He does something called 'lets play' videos. A lot of people do them- they play a computer game and add commentary to it but 'Sirron', while doing everything professionally, doesn't take it seriously at all and I think it's very funny to watch, especially his 'kaizo super mario world' lets play. You might not like it, but I'd give him a chance.