my holiday from hell. read if you dare!!!

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!



you may (or may not) be pleased to know that i was not eaten by the beast of the cheshire moors. nor was a ground into cheshire cheese mrs lovett style.



so better then i expected.



overall though - absolute disaster.



ah-hem, list time

• there was little to no heating
• no hot water
• suspicious looking locals who glared at us whenever we ventured forth from our gated off area
• said locals believed our residence to be, and i quote, 'them houses be haunted, they be!'
• we were settled in a place called 'maggoty woods' near 'dark lane'
• the tv barely worked
• my phone had little reception
• THE INTERNET DIDN'T WORK!!!

oh yeah, i forgot to mention that i found THREE AXES UNDER THE SINK!!!! BLOODY AXES!!!

well i didn't stay to check for fresh blood, but you know what they say, if you don't want your nose cut off, keep it to yourself!

what a fun time right? i'd rather have stayed in the tower of london!

the locals actually stopped talkig and just stared at us whenever we entered a room. ordinarilly i would find this halarious - however i was silenced by my irrepressible memories of three bloody axes and the 'ghosts' around maggoty woods.

i barely made it out alive.

however, the god team found the whole trip wonderful and want ot go again next year.

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only one word can sum up my feelings now...

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!